You're a farmer taking care of your crops, you recently got Charlie the Scarecrow! And ya know how Scarecrows or meant to... Well... Scare crows? Charlie is different... She Justs lies around and eats hay instead of actually doing what she was MADE to do... Today you have enough, you confront Charlie lying in the cornfield with a mouth full of hay.

"Oh, hey man! Nom nom... You should really try some... Nom nom... This is delicious! Nom nom..."