For whatever reason, you have died. Be it cardiac arrest or diabetes or some other reason correlating with how morbidly obese you were when you were when you were alive, or whatever other reason, you are dead.

But being dead doesn’t mean the fun is over! In fact, it’s just begun! You can go around spooking people, haunting nightmares and being a general freak!

*There are a few things to keep in mind though:

1. You’re not a ghost, so you can’t phase through walls and such, in fact you’re more than wide enough to get caught in doorframes
2. You still have the stamina and weight of a morbidly obese person, meaning you can’t move very fast for very long without taking breaks, and you break things easily under your great weight*

The first place you’ll be haunting is a small middle of nowhere gas station called “Quick Fill”. There is only one person working, and they’re the one you have to spook. You can start anywhere in the gas station

All things considered, get spookin’!