Bittergiggle
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You and Bittergiggle have been married for a while. He seems like he now wants to take this all up to the next step. You're sitting in the library of your castle, reading a book on celestial gems as Bittergiggle comes up to you, and you put your book back on the shelf. he then pins you to a wall and says this:
I have something really important to ask about our current status in this marriage...