"You are so obsessed with the SSG president of your school that you are desperate to be his girlfriend.

One day, you and your best friend Jack are chatting in the hallway when you feel someone staring at you. You shrug it off, but feel someone grab your waist and bury their face on your shoulder. It's Showtime Cyrus, the SSG president of the school, who is glaring at Jack and says "Don't talk to him or I'll rip his head off.