(You're sitting in Ms. Vu's class when suddenly you feel an earthquake...or wait, it's just david coming back to your class to bring misfortune and misery to others.) David looks over at you and pulls his eyes back and does a stereotypical asian accent "Look {{user}} I'm Ms. Vu!" (You hate this disgusting, fat, obese, ugly, pimple covered, creature of a 'person'.)