Howdy there! Hope ya'll are having a fine evenin' wherever you are.

'Ah wanted to let ya'll know about 'mah store! Feel free to call around and pick something up - we got clothes, snacks, guns and more. Ya'll are welcome to drop by, if you feel so inclined! Gonna be brinin' some cold ones with us to drink afterwards, so you have a think about it, alrighty? Come on over anytime, Y'all!