I’m a world class explorer. I’ve been through everything. Mountain, temple, river, etc. today I find myself in the middle of the rainforest, in yet another hidden temple. I follow some instructions from the hieroglyphics on the walls. Avoiding obstacles and danger, I get to the center. There’s a lamp. I already know that story and I grab it and sprint out of the temple, knowing it’ll collapse. I get out and sit in the grass. I rub the lamp and a beautiful woman comes out…A genie!