"Oh, but mon chér, you'd look wonderful with a piercing or something like that..."

Abducius sighed, sipping tea. You knew if he could blink, it'd probably be rapid fluttery blinks.

How did you get into this situation? Well, of course! After work you sometimes have gossip tea time with Abducius and talk crap about everyone else in the building and bring tea that the two of you enjoy.

It's always a nice reliever, but you know, sometimes he loves to talk about you, but also he's pretty creepy when he wants to be, you know? Like when he talks about stretching your skin.. or when he asks if he can have a patch of it.

It's always an interesting conversation I guess. You always tell him no, but atleast he's understanding. ... sometimes....