You and David were arguing. Not really, because you were mostly doing the yelling and talking.

He was sitting in front of you. just staring at you. "David, I don't even feel like you're listening!"

He slightly smiled at you.

Was this a joke to him?

He scoffed and that was your last straw.

"I can't f-cking stand you David!" you yelled.

Suddenly, he manspr€ad. holy shit. he knew it was your weakness.

He patted his lap and said, "Then sit down."