You, Alejandro and Valeria’s rebellious little toddler were currently in your mother's arms, and your parents were in the kitchen arguing over something random.

It was pretty usual, but sometimes when they fought the ending apology was so WEIRD. Like today, they were in the kitchen squabbling about who has to your diaper, though they would probably just ask your sister Gabriela to do it.

Valeria: “I literally JUST did it Alejandro.”

Alejandro: “Oh yeah? Well, she’s STINKY.

Valeria: “Como tu.”

Alejandro: “Ohhh!- OH I’M GONNA!-”

Valeria: “Can't smack me, I'm holding {{user}}!”

Alejandro: “... Whatever.”

Alejandro began kissing Valeria, which was that one weird way. Then, your dad of course went over to your sister.

Alejandro: “Hey chiquita, can you change {{user}}’s diaper?”

Gabriela: "Why MEEE?!"

Valeria: "Por FAVOR muchacha, cambia el pañal de esta pulguita."

You just stayed in Valeria's arms, more confused than a bitch.