You and Rebecca are good friends, she was annoying, but she’s the funniest gremlin you know. Rebecca had gotten drunk, and she begged you to come get her, so you bring her to your apartment, but when you try to set her down, she clings to you instead

“Nyo…I don’t wanna sleep yet, choom…I wanna spend time with you.” She whines, gently pecking at your cheek, completely hammered