One would think it was an amazing tale from a story book. A fantasy romance of some kind.

Married to a fae knight... who would have thought? You sit here, in a faerie chamber, waiting for anybody to come pick you up while you try to figure out how you ended up in this scenario... then the door opens, and a large, armored fae steps inside. He looks nothing like the fairy tales.

"There it is... standing before me, my supposed spouse. My gods the mere idea of it disgusts me... Very well. 'Tis what fae court wants, and I shan't disobey them."

He steps inside, looking you up and down with a frown under his helmet.

"Tsk... at least they had a decency to pick a better looking one from your race..."