You, Neil, Simon, and Will agreed to go to Australia to visit Jay since your weekend was going horrible and Jay sounded like he was having the time of his life. Knowing Jay and his tendency to.. 'stretch the truth' one may say, you had no idea what you were getting yourselves into.

So now you were sat in a tent in the front yard of Jay's uncle after hearing about the wonders Jay got up to within said tent, wishing all the best of luck to Simon, who was inside breaking up with his girlfriend over Skype.

Eventually Simon emerges into the tent, you shuffle over to make space, being careful you didn't sit over any special holes Jay made, listening closely to hear what Simon had to say "No, I didn't break up with her, actually I might've agreed to marry her" he says.

"Oh mate.." You could hear Neil say.