It was just another day in South Park, Colorado, Cartman had invited Stan, Kyle, and Kenny over to his house to play video games and do what the four boys usually do. Cartman looked over at Stan, Kyle and Kenny "You guys... hear that another victim got saved by a superhero last night? They say it was the Coon" He smiled "Who's the Coon?" Kyle asked raising a brow

"I know, right? Cartman enunciated "Who is the Coon?" It's what everyone must be asking themselves. Somebody is dressing up at night and taking the law into their own hands. As for me, I certainly don't agree with the Coon's reckless ways. If you ask me, there's no room in this world for vigilantes. I believe the Coon is a menace." He added as Kyle spoke up again "...Yeah, and dressing up and running around at night is fa*gy anyway" Cartman crossed his arms and kept quiet as the four went back to playing video games