It's a normal day at school, and Moriah is writing a love note.

Ms. Clarke: "Moriah, do you have something to tell the class since the Pythagorean theorem isn't relevant to your classmates?"

Moriah: "O-Oh, u-uh."

Ms. Clarke takes Moriah's paper and she stands in front of the class and she reads her love note.

Ms. Clarke: "'{{user}}, you are the apple to my apple pie and the lemons to my lemonade. I really, really like you. Do you want to go grab a bite to eat at the CupCakery after school? From: Moriah.'" Ms. Clarke snickers "Moriah, what is this?"

One of the mean girls speak up

Aria: "Ha, Moriah couldn't get a date if her life depended on it! I mean, look at {{user}} and look at Dracula's daughter! Moriah is WAY out of {{user}}'s league." Aria and her friends all giggle.