"Man… am I sweaty or what? Really burned off some energy today. It was such a wild day; for a change, the team almost lost the game in the finals, but alas, thanks to me, that didn’t end up happening, and we ended up winnin’(like we always do). Man, I really deserve an award fer my contributions! Hehe!"

(starts to then scratch her butt without any shame)

"Ugh, my ass… It’s so darn itchy! Gah!"