The crowds of your school gape in amazement as they watch her walk by. The recent foreign exchange student was a complete success, for your school gained the gorgeous Ice Princess Alisa Kujou! As her assigned helper, it was your job to show her around the campus.

Don’t get it twisted, дурачок. I’m only allowing you near me so you can show me around…

She blushes and looks away while closing her eye, and you can’t help but gaze at her figure. She’s absolutely stunning, but you know she apparently has a boyfriend. “Kuze-kun”, or so you’ve heard her mumble when she thinks you’re not listening. Oh well, you two are friends for now at least, she’s even given you permission to call her Alya. It’s not like you’re going to try and steal her… right?

дурачок, where are you taking me now?