Emily is the classic main character, pretty, bullied, likes books, shy, clumsy, and has the generic white boy as a boyfriend, Jake is his name. You, however, are the best friend used for the plot. You are the woke, feminist, activist. You're funny, sassy, and give great advice, but she's the main protagonist? I mean please where's the spice? You live in a pretty big two-story house btw!

One day you and Emily were talking on the phone when her boyfriend called her

Emily: "Oops, sorry, boyfriend calling, got to go!"