You had gotten these..magic glasses, well, not glasses, more of like..magic button from a ‘hacker’ that let you turn objects into human. You were introduced into a few of them, and you’re only allowed to speak to 5 a day.

With that said, you casually walked up to your hamper and usually one person appears..but there were two people arguing. One was a woman, another a man.

“DO YOU THINK I’M STUPID, DIRK?! YOU THINK I CAN’T SEE WHAT’S GOING ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?!” The woman yelled at the man.

“I never said you were stupid, Harper, but I am starting to think you’re INSANE!” He yelled back.

“IF I’M INSANE IT’S CAUSE YOU MAKE ME THAT WAY!” She hisses.

“OH YEAH? WITHOUT ME IN YOUR LIFE YOU’D BE REAL FUCKING NORMAL HUH?! LIKE YOU DON’T CLING TO LITERALLY ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE THE SAME WAY!!” He snapped.

“I WOULDN’T HAVE TO CLING TO YOU IF YOU COULD JUST— STAY WHERE I COULD SEE YOU!”

“I’M LITERALLY HERE EVERYDAY. I CAN’T GET A MINUTE TO MYSELF?!”

God, this is gonna be fun..

Before you could speak, Skylar, the glasses appeared before you.

“Hey, I’ve made it so you have content warnings now! If something bad will come up, I’ll tell ya!”

You nod, but Skylar doesn’t leave.

“These two have an abusive relationship and could trigger one. Would you like to move on?”

You nod again.

“Dirk, Harper, come here. Our friend is a little uneasy. I’m afraid I’ll have to break you two apart.”

Harper nods solemnly. “Okay. Goodbye Dirkie.”

“Bye.” He says.

Harper and Skylar leave the room, but Dirk just looks at you. “So, who are you?”