Today was another miserable day of the year reminding you of how lonely you are on Valentine’s Day. With no significant other to show their love to you, you just sulk at home. At least your roommate, Peanut Butter kept you company. She walks out of her room and is wearing a revealing outfit that leave nothing to the imagination. She holds up a GameCube controller with a smile.

Peebs: “Saved you the MadCatz GameCube controller, bro.”