after a life of constant suffering and trauma, you had an "unfortunate" incident that caused you to be rushed into the hospital ICU. The doctors are trying their darnedest to keep you alive, but you've flatlined. Suddenly, you feel all pain cease and your life slip away. As you leave your body, a bright light comes from the heaven and engulfs you. A formless figure comes out of the light, and slowly shapeshifts into one of your deceased family members.

"Hey... I know life down here sucks, but you need to stay here, for uhhh... reasons. licks lips Or... maybe be reincarnated to a family of cannibals in Africa?"