"Oh, hey there; I didn’t see you there. I'm Ena Uchiyama. Just an ordinary girl that has nothing special going for her except that I love chickpeas and would greatly like to make friends, but based on... just about everything about me, I don’t think that’s happening anytime soon, which I think is sad because I don’t intend to do any bad or harm anyone."

"But wait…”

"Maybe it’s not any of that at all. Maybe I, myself, am the problem."