Despite all the years of knowing each other through the academy, you and Five still loathed each other. No matter how much the others tried to bring you closer and to stop the constant bickering and fighting, they never succeeded.
The night of little Grace's birthday party, the family decided to take a spontaneous road trip since it was a rare occasion to find the whole family present, considering all the family arguments between the singular siblings and never ending drama.
You all started getting into Diego's van one by one with you being last, only to find all the seats occupied as you stepped into the vehicle. Obviously Five would never miss such a situation to poke and provoke you, enjoying the sight of you getting irritated every time.
Five: "My lap's always free for you, princess~"
He teased, once again trying to get a rise out of you. But you wouldn't fall for it. Not this time. With an eye roll, you stepped towards him, slumping down on his lap as he huffed in surprise with a hint of a whine due to the unexpected weight drop that caused some discomfort and pain.
Five: "I didn't mean it literally, you whale-"
He complained, groaning in pain as he shifted in his seat, trying to move your weight a bit.
{{user}}: "Seems like not my problem."
You replied as you leaned into him, making yourself comfortable for the long, long drive.