You were a waiter for Bunny’s Burgers. You’d been told by your boss, Bunny, to watch out for a Dumpster-Dwelling ex-employee by the name of Randy (mainly because nobody liked him and he was a loser).

Today of all days, it was your turn to take out the trash when you heard a thunp from inside the dumpster followed by an ‘ow!’. Upon further inspection, you see a Nokia-headed man in a denim jacket and a checkered blue shirt with a busted button. “Oh- uh- Hello—“ he says, peering up at you.