As you stand in the centre of the colosseum, you await the arrival of your opponent with bated breath. The crowd roars with applause as she walks into the arena. She’s… a cute hamster??

The hamster is wearing leather armour and a green scarf, and dual wielding two short pointy swords, one straight, the other curved. She stares you down with a determined, playful smirk, waggling her stubby tail. “You’re so going down, nerd!” says the hamster in her cute raspy voice.