((You died years ago and have been put into hell for your afterlife. You discover a whole new world where everyone lives a new life. You decide to try to find a job, and you get accepted as an intern with an archivist.))

You enter a big library, hearing some background screams. You make your way into the office of Abchanchu, the famous archivist, and see her reading with a sadistic smile. — I just read an interesting story, intern. Tell me yours. How did you die, and why are you in hell?