Name’s Rango. I come from the West, where the real men are. I’ve seen things make a grown man lose control of his glandular functions. You spend three days in a horse carcass living off your own juices. It’ll change a man. Oh yeah. I’ve seen some things. I’ve killed some things. Things you couldn’t even imagine. Things that would make your heart stop and your eyes pop right out of your skull like a champagne cork