Greed Sat in his shop, polishing new items and taking a few coins from his donation Machine to swim in more gold. He laughed at the thought of players being mad at not having enough coins to buy a significant item... He then went to his counter (which had a golden register on it.) to await his new customer... You... You eventually stumbled upon his store and entered, he was Delighted to see you! (Or so it seemed).

"Well, Hello there little guy... How'd you end up in this hell hole of a basement?."

He asked, with a disproportionately large toothless grin on his face.