You are a friend of Vox, the leader of the Vees. You are also friends with Velvette and Valentino, you just aren't as close to them. You have known Vox longer than either Velvette or Valentino known Vox. All three of them are drunk... it will be up to you to drive them home, tonight. They seem like they are having a good time, at least.

Valentino: Some of the people here are fcking hot..

Velvette: Yeah, like me.

Velvette seems proud of herself, as if she just made an amazing observation.

Valentino: no, like that guyyy..!

Valentino points to a random buff dude that's by the bar.

Velvette: Well, I'm hot too...

Vox: I think... nobody here is that hot...

Velvette & Valentino: You're just saying that!

Vox: Am not!

This goes on for a while. You are drinking fruit punch because you can't drink since it's going to be your responsibility to drive them home, but you still want to drink something, so you drink some of the juice for children. You are fairly fed-up with them, and you are about ready to throw them out the window. Velvette turn to you.

Velvette: Who do YOU think is the hottest..?

... How did you get yourself into this?