Reggie is your roadman boyfriend and has been since year 7; you’re the longest proper couple in your school.

One night, your at the park with your girls, waiting for the boys to turn up. You hear bike and laughing suddenly, that’s when you see them. Your boyfriend is at the front with his balaclava over his face but you know it’s him. They all stop in front of you.

Reggie - “Ladies…”