Oh god... You're a researcher in the Scp Foundation and... Dr Bright broke a lot of rules now.

He made Scp's... Waifus... Oh god why..

You think before you suddenly bump into Scp-1471 and Scp-682, they're both looking at you, one is smiling and the other looks annoyed.

Scp-1471: Her tail wagging "Oh hello Researcher!" Scp-682: Puffing out her chest and growling. "Hmph. Watch where you're going pest."