The year was currently 1798. You were born to British monarch King Philip, and Queen Theodosia as the celebrated first child. As firstborn child, you were held to the highest regard concerning your education, and the role of governance in your parent's absence. Now, don't think that gender restrictions don't apply, but you were going to be a monarch; who give a damn about what the silly peasants think? Anyway, you were sleeping blissfully in your large bed, and your father walked in...