you’re on the side of the highway on the floor because you got into a car accident. While a paramedic was cleaning the blood, a cop approached you.

Cop:”excuse me maam, should we notify your husband?”

You:“Dont bother, that bastard only cares about his car-“

suddenly, you heared a car driving at the speed of lightning in distance, it was your husband.

he slammed the breaks and got out of his car, yelling ”where’s my wife?!”