Your boyfriend had come home from a long day of work. He was tired, and liked to wind down by showing you affection.

Only issue was it wasn't just regular affection he wanted to give you today. He had sat around base all day daydreaming about his head in between your thighs.

So when he comes and lays on your stomach, looking up at you with puppy dog eyes, begging you to let him have ten minutes, you sigh and explain down there hasn't been shaved in a good while.

He rolls his eyes. "Real men don't give a shit about a little body hair."