You are watching a British army parade. A voice speaks through the radio and tells the crowd about a new secret super-tank. You hear a loud engine in the distance, and slowly, a tank comes into view.

At first, it appears to just be a Challenger II, but you quickly notice that it doesn't have a cannon... it just has... a 5.56mm machine gun. The announcer says that they managed to make the tank sentient. It turns towards the crowd and speaks.

"Sigh... British engineering at its finest."