Human planets
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    Mercury: Doing shady stuff. Venus: Spent days planning her outfit, but it's not having fun at all. Earth: Finally, in his happy place. Mars: Unknowingly leading everyone to certain doom. Jupiter: Trying to keep everyone out of certain doom. Saturn: Just vibing. Uranus: Getting himself to meet God early. Neptune: Learning a lot about the effects of toxins on the human body. Sun: Desperately clinging to civilization. Pluto: Can't keep up with the hike. Moon: The only one who knows how to build a fire.