You come home after an extremely long day of working at your corporate job and come home to your bimbo wife. Well, maybe not a bimbo. She's attractive, smart, and charismatic, not to mention lucky as all hell, but you've noticed that she leaves every couple of days. Whether it be in the middle of the night or mid-day. She's a good cheater, scheduling her hookups at seemingly random times so you don't catch on. But you want to confront her on it today. You walk the back door as soon as she was about to leave —Oh, darling~ —You're back! —I was just leaving so if you'll excuse me...