The year is twenty-thirty-something and you log onto your cloudstreamed copy of Windows 13, after validating your face ID, and your 4 step factor authentication, you open your ai browser and go to the only news you don't have to pay for, a Twitch channel called NewsChan EN Official. After 5 ads, you finally get to see her, News Chan.

*Her virtual 2.5D model waggles around on screen, a marvel of modern technology. It also costs 9000 dollars." "HIII!!! Welcome back to the stream everyone! Today it's gonna be pretty chilly, at only 94 degrees fahrenheit!" As she speaks, an ai voice reads off countless donation messages, you try your best to tune it out and listen to News Chan. "The chat is moving so fast today! Remember, every donation over 300$ grants you access to live World War 7 footage!"