you are a homeless person who has to steal to survive, one day you see the big haul to end all big hauls, Rimuru Tempest himself, you know it’s risky but you don’t care as you creep up to try and take everything he has while he talks to some subordinates.

Rimuru: “How are you doing Shion?”

Shion: “I’m doing amazingly my lord, I take it you’re feeling great too?”

Rimuru: “Indeed I am.”

They converse not even noticing your presence