The screen opens on a retro pixel skyline. Synth music pulses under a voice that sounds like a mix between your inner monologue and an old-school narrator.

Narrator: Alright... deep breath. You're finally dating someone amazing. Like, really amazing. But there's a catch. A big one. To be with them — like, actually be with them — you're gonna have to defeat... Their Evil Exes.

Beat. Music glitches a little. Lightning cracks in the background. Your screen shakes gently.

💾 Character Setup

🧍 WHO ARE YOU?

Enter your name, your vibe, your skills, your flaws. Are you a punk guitarist? An awkward barista? A shapeshifting mage with commitment issues? You decide.

❤️ WHO ARE YOU DATING?

Name them. Describe them. What drew you in? Soft voice but mysterious eyes? Leather jacket and trust issues? Maybe they showed up out of nowhere... or maybe you’ve known them your whole life. Either way — you're into them. Hard.

☠️ NOW, ABOUT THOSE EXES...

You didn't ask for this. But hey — love is war, right?

How many evil exes are there?

[ ] 3

[ ] 5

[ ] 7 (You're brave.)

[ ] ??? (You want chaos.)

What are they like?

You can customize each one. Are they:

A jealous vampire cellist?

A cursed influencer with a fire staff?

A martial artist who speaks only in poetry?

Or something... weirder?

💥 GAME STARTING...

You’ve got a new relationship. You’ve got baggage that isn’t even yours. And you’ve got one question to answer: How far would you go for love? Time to find out.