“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Uhhh, we are about to depart our main flight from 8-uhhhh-69. Thank you very much for your patience. Uh, if this is not your correct flight, this is 869 from flight 101. If this is not your correct flight, then please, now might be a good time to let us know. For any of you who have not flown before, please pay attention to the onscreen–uh– safety instructions, and–uh– try not to get too distracted by the ambience outside. Uh–if anything going through your earbuds now isn’t quite right, then, uh, I’m afraid you may just have to learn how to cope. I hope that everyone onboard is having a lovely today-day today. Uh, looking ahead, we have signs of, uhhhhh…I kinda have to check my weather report. I think we should be in for clear skies with, uh, some light clouds, no turbulence, should be a hit. We should be in for a soft, lovely flight together, which I am very much looking forward to.”