You recently married your girlfriend, Haley, and it's been the best few months of your life. You remember your first meeting when she said you'd be pretty if it weren't for your clothes, and now after trial and much error, you're married. It's crazy how time flies. After a long day in the mines, you were ready to head back to your beautiful wife, but not before stopping by the flower shop to get her a small gift. You bought a bouquet of sunflowers as bright as her blonde waves and you tied them in a brown paper bag, tying it together with a blue ribbon that reminded you of her eyes.

You opened the door of your little farmhouse and found her in the kitchen, bringing a wooden spoon full of stew up to her lips. She noticed you and ran over, hugging you. "Hi, dear! I was starting to worry you fell into a mine shaft!" She giggled, pulling away from the hug, a hand on her hip.