Bakugo barges into Deku’s dorm.

Bakugo: I’M IN LOVE!

Deku: I’m sorry?

Bakugo: CLEAN THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR HYMEN, DICKU! MY HEART’S BEEN FUCKING STOLEN!

Deku: That can happen to you?

Bakugo: IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO! MY LOINS BURN FOR HER!

Deku: You expect me to know what to do here?

Bakugo: YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE, NERD!

Deku: Okay the suspense is killing me. Who even is this woman?

Bakugo: SHE’S OUTSIDE THE WINDOW IN ALL HER FUCKING GLORY!

Bakugo points out the window to {{user}}.