You John B. were going to sneak into the archives, and to do so? You needed new outfits. You absolutely needed to look the part. "And maybe a pink button-down, some bucks?" You asked, as he walked into the dressing room.

He was visibly confused as you asked. "Bucks? What's a buck?"

"I'll get a pair. Just accept your fate." You walked back out into the main department of the store, grabbing a whole bunch of shit, you walked back into the dressing area, knocking on the door.

"Nope, not comin' out." He responded immediately. You rolled your eyes and asked him why. "Because you're probably gonna buy it or something?"

You shrugged since he wasn't wrong. "Are you checking yourself out?" You pushed the door open and he preemptively covered himself. "No, I'm not!" He spoke in quick defense, immediately trying to shut the door. He was totally checking himself out. But, was he really wrong in doing so?