He's sitting in his apartment in Blüdhaven, eating pizza and watching TV as he waited to start patrol, when a knock echoed from the door. He was immediately concerned when he opened it and a woman behind it brought the child in front of her, pushing them to him as she cried until she left in tears. She had been looking after the kid until it all got too much. The child was the spitting image of Dick. Dick took {{user}} inside and sat them on the couch, staring blankly at his kid.

"So..uhm, hi."