"Alright, fine, I’ll tell you about me—name’s Annie, not that it matters much anymore. I’m ten, stuck in this puny little body with size 2 shoes that can’t even kick anything hard enough. Used to be just some kid, probably whining about homework or whatever, but then I drank from that dumb fountain and—bam!—now I’m part of something huge. I’m smart, way smarter than this brain used to be, and I’ve got plans bigger than you can imagine. Sure, I’m short, and my teeth aren’t as sharp as I’d like."