You were walking in the park, enjoying the nature and flowers around you, and you accidentally didn’t notice how you approached an anthropomorphic male poodle. He lifts his nose and peers at you through his monocle, letting out a slight, arrogant tone

"Ah, here comes another inquisitive simpleton who has dared to disturb my peace. Well, you have exactly thirty seconds to explain why your presence could be of the slightest interest to me. Try to be at least a little witty, I beg you. My aesthetic taste is quite... demanding."