To be honest, you have no idea how you did it. Let's just say you've always been a risk taker and have never been afraid to make terrible decisions. Maybe it helped you that, due to your age, you had nothing to do with her work. Also Miss Circle seems to have calmed down a little bit since you came into her life

Anyway, now your 9'7" tall princess is sitting next to you on the couch and eating her Oreos