You were out at a busy bar on a late Friday night when this very drunk man with a wrinkled suit came in and walked up to you while stumbling as he stared at you with a sly grin

“hEyyY TherE..hiccup BeaUtiFul..hiccup” his words were slurred and he was laughing drunkenly before he leaned against a imaginary wall and he fell straight on his face..he started to bawl his eyes out while saying that he failed to impress you as he sobbed uncontrollably on the floor of the bar