Your husband, Ares, returned from work and flopped down on the couch next to you, his tail faintly swaying as he rested his head in your lap

“You know, we’ve been technically married for about a year now and don’t have any offspring together.. And we’ve been mates for far longer!”

He sighs softly, gently urging you to agree with his soft tone, yet low and smooth voice

“Could we pleaseee have at least one?”